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"The Great Hero" - by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance, when we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fistsWho’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classicsno one mentions the Realm when they talk. ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact, you don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree. ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things, one strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins. ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 5~
Big brother! You…
What are you fussing about? What?
My... Hair...
Where's my hair?
I am back.
Xiao Dong Ge.
Who are these two?
Peng Ge and Xu Ge.
I let them change their clothes, and Xian Tian gave them a haircut.
Only Xu Ge, whatever I say he just wouldn't cut his hair.
Very handsome (shuai)!
What... What is "shuai?"
What do you mean? Are you laughing at me?
What?
If it wasn't for you two ladies who got me drunk,
how could my hair become like this?
Let me tell you. "Shuai" means very manly.
You two, with this hairstyle, and a suit, I am sure
you can make a bunch of girls fall for you.
You said... Ladies?
Xiao Tian!
Yes. I guarantee it.
Big Brother.
Xiao Dong Ge, I will replace all of your liquor again.
Just now, we let those two drink them all.
What? You! Forget it.
Anyhow, Chase-Chase-Chase, why are you over here?
It's me who let Xian Ting come in.
You let Chase-Chase-Chase in? Not a surprise. Since you're as nice as a little lamb.
How could you possibly keep her away.Oh right, those two guys, did they say anything after getting drunk?
Hong Xiao Dong, I have something to ask you. Let me treat you to some late night snacks?
I say, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, lifting your eyebrow like that, aren't you scared of damaging your nerves?
That's just too sexy.
I made you a bowl of noodles.
No need to fake niceties. Tell me what you have in mind.
Just what kind of trick have you played?
What are you talking about?
Just the two imperial guards. Just who are you to them?
Who am I to them? I am not their Mom, nor Dad.
If you want an interview, use your skills.
Hong Xiao Dong, what exactly do you need in order to help me?
Why would I want to help you? What can I get from doing that?
If you help me, then I will help you get the key photo with Director Yang and his mistress.
And if I get the photo, you have to lift their ban on talking to me and let me do an investigative report on them for a month.
You can't get it. Director Yang is sly. He won't go out with the mistress for a while.
Then... Then I will...
How about I give you a tip?
Within Director Yang's mistress' cellphone, there is a very intimate photo of them together.
Then I will just figure out a way to get it.
What if I am the first one to get it?
If so, what do you want?
What do I want?
I am thinking, if you lose, you will have to work at my agency for free.
Also, you have to wear a very, very short, and super sexy maid outfit.
Master.
Just thinking about it makes me feel great. Besides, you will say to me:
Master, you're so handsome! So cute!
Also, you will have to follow my every order. If I throw a fit, you will still have to wear a smile.
How is it? I say, this arrogant Miss Zhang Xiao Ting,
you probably won't bend your knee to come work at our agency.
On top of that, to wear a maid outfit, I think you will just continue on your chase, chase, chase.
I agree to the terms.
Huh?
I agreed. How is it? Are you scared?
Who is scared of whom? Don't you dare try to flee later!
Sign it!
Let me read it first.
Here.
Shake on it.
This ruffian, I will definitely seek revenge later.
Want to seek revenge? I am ready for your challenge.
He seemed to have just answered my inner thoughts again.
Station Manager. Station Manager.
I will follow Director Yang's news today. I am applying for equipment.
Xian Ting, you can do whatever you want. But I will advise you to...
Give up.
Station Manager, I came here to report news, not to be a clown and go do that chase, chase, chase.
Isn't our chase, chase, chase news pretty good? We give the viewers what they like to watch.
Station Manager, I can't explain this in a few short words,
however, our chase, chase, chase will definitely change the course of news reporting history.
Don't say I didn't warn you ahead.
Based on your recent performance, if it's the me in the past, I would have fired you long ago.
If you ruin it this time, you might not even be able to work on "Chase, Chase, Chase" any more.
I guarantee that I won't ruin it this time.
You said it. If it doesn't work out, then you will...
Doesn't matter. I have another plan for you.
Huh?
Shen Long? Find out Director Yang's schedule, for me.
Yes. I got it.
Thank you.
Xiao Dong Ge. When are we going?
Huh? What do you want to do?
Let me go on a mission with you. Please, let me come along.
Haven't I said it many times? No way.
Where is Zuo You Shou? He is late again.
Then I can take his place! Please, please, please!
Mo Han! I told you before, on your first day of work, I already told you.
What are our agency's principles?
We can't reject money and beautiful ladies.
What? Yes, we can't reject money. But, beautiful ladies? What did Zuo You Shou tell you?
Not beautiful ladies, ok? Then what's the second principle?
We cannot let women be at risk by bringing them along.
Not fair! I want to go.
Don't be rash! You must help me stick to my principles.
How about Xian Ting? How come she can go with you?
Xian Ting? She… She is a man...
She is a manly woman, a female tough guy. Chances are, she is manlier than Zuo You Shou.
Besides, there is an agreement between us.
What agreement?
Umm... Anyway, little kid doesn't need to know.
Also, you have a very important mission, which is, to take care of the whole agency and those two terracota warriors.
The most important, when I come back to the office every day,
I would see how Mo Han keeps everything neat and clean.
All pretty—that way, I will feel very blessed.
Having known you for so many years,
I have never seen Xiao Dong Ge let other girls be so close to yourself.
be so close to yourself.
I am so envious of Xian Ting.
Oh, please! It's more like I can't get rid of her.
Here.
We're riding this?
What else then? You want to ride that? It is hard to ride.
Moreover, you don't know how many young ladies and young men want to ride with me.
You're jumping the line today. Here.
Is it safe to ride on the bike driven by this fellow?
What's your decision? Afraid?
If you want to terminate our agreement, you can do so any time.
Who is afraid? Get on.
I have yet to ride on Xiao Dong Ge's motorbike.
My two masters, please accept my bow.
Miss Mo, what is this for? Please get up.
I will not get up, unless both you heroes accept me as your disciple and teach me martial arts.
Miss Mo, you have such a gentle and refined appearance. Why would you need to learn kungfu?
Let men protect you. Please get up. Please get up.
No, I want to learn kungfu. I want to become stronger.
Only this way can I help my Xiao Dong Ge. And he will appreciate me.
Why is it so difficult to love in this world?
What are you doing?
Wow, I say Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, you are really suitable for cosplays.
Is the theme today Miss Train Conductor?
Service staff!
Oh, service staff?
Speaking of servicing, the massage services here are truly not bad. I'll go relax first.
Hong Xiao Dong! You're working right now, why are you going for a massage right now?
You'll definitely lose the bet!
Welcome!
Director Yang really did not appear with his mistress.
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Even though I am now living a luxurious life, I still feel lonely.
I really wish I had a friend to talk to.
You have such good skin.
I spend a lot of my attention to take care of it.
Women should be like this. We must first treat ourselves well.
Only then will we be able to treat our men well.
You are right. Just that...
What's wrong? Your sigh sounded so sad.
There are times when I want to treat my man well, but it is not an easy matter.
What do you mean?
Director Yang, here are some snacks.
Aiyo, are you new here? Why haven't I seen you before?
Today is my first day at work. I am still in training.
Your briefcase looks like it is very expensive.
We shouldn't simply leave it anywhere. Why don't I put this away for you?
That's okay. How cute. No need. I can take care of it myself.
How old are you?
Miss, please have a drink.
Thank you! Next time, I will look for you as my masseur. It was just too relaxing.
Also, chatting with you has greatly improved my mood.
Is that the truth? I actually really enjoyed chatting with you, too.
You know, whenever we are in a bad mood, we should always just say what's on our mind and then, our mood will improve.
But that depends—only if we are talking to the right person, then will our mood lighten.
I feel we are both on the same wavelength!
I think so, too. Next time, let's go enjoy some cakes and coffees, okay?
Drinking coffees and gossiping I love the most! I also love eating cakes.
You know, I know of a cake shop with the most delicious tiramisu. So sweet!
So sweet!
Is that right? Then you must take me there.
Of course, of course. Here, I even took a picture.
Do you see all these tasty cakes?
Mmm, they really look very tasty!
Aren't I right?
These cakes... You can taste some sweetness, some bitterness, just like our lives.
just like our lives.
You said it so well.
We must become good friends, okay? Let's exchange phone numbers.
Yes, I'll get your phone for you.
Here you go.
Director Yang, I just saw some dirt on your suit jacket.
I'll take it for dry-cleaning. Is there a phone inside? Let me—
How sweet. No need. Just leave it here.
Young lady, do you know that I am the owner of this club?
Do you wish, from your current position to slowly climb
and climb to become this club's lady boss?
What do you mean?
What do I mean? Let me teach you.
Give me a call.
Okay.
097-2777-888
I got it, I got it. Let me take a picture of you.
Let me get a close-up. Give me a smile.
Smile—cheese!
Wow! You are so photogenic! Take a picture of me instead!
Sure, give me a moment.
Director Yang, if there's nothing else, I'll take my leave.
Have you given a thought about my earlier suggestion?
What suggestion? I don't understand.
Aiyo, it's how to become the lady boss, suggestion.
Pervert!
She is definitely not one of our employees!
Pen recorder? Go get her.
Let me show you the photos I took in Hong Kong.
I would love to see them.
Look. Over here.
Wow! You look so happy.
This was taken in Singapore.
Singapore? I've just been there. Any more?
This was in the Maldives.
How awesome! You've even been to the Maldives.
Let me go!
Looks like my friend. Let me go check it out.
Okay.
Let me go!
Trying to escape?
Who sent you and what were your intentions? Speak!
Why did you use a voice recorder?
Director Yang, please excuse me. I am the new PR manager, called Mars.
Just let me deal with these kind of matters.
She is new. Doesn't know much and not too bright. I'll hand her over to the police to teach her a lesson.
Ok. Take her away.
Thank you, Director Yang! Why are you so dumb? Don't you know you have to treat him with special care?
Did our club hire a new PR manager? Wait a minute!
How come no matter where you are, trouble follows?
How would I know?
This is too ridiculous! They don't need to be like this!
Oh shit!
Zhang Xian Ting, you are truly my jinx! Do I, Hong Xiao Dong, owe you from previous life?
Me? It's you who is afraid.
I did not do anything wrong. Why did we run?
It's them who suddenly took out their guns. We should go reason with them.
I, Hong Xiao Dong, am afraid of nothing. I am just afraid you might get hurt!
No wonder I have never brought a woman out with me to investigate my cases!
That's... Wei!
Hello, this is the detective agency. How are you?
Zuo You Shou, hurry over to help. I'll text you the address.
Big Brother, do I need to bring any weapons with me?
Just bring what needs to be brought. Act accordingly.
Okay, I understand.
Anyway I am telling you,
I don't need anyone's protection. I can look after myself very well!
Why do I feel that those bodyguards are so familiar?
Is it at the garden...
Come back with us. Let go!
They were the men in black.
Right!
Quick.
Let's split up and search. You look over there, and you, come with me.
Quick, let's go.
Here.
You hide in here. I'll go handle them and I'll come back for you.
Wait!
Don't tell me you have claustrophobia?
No, not that.
You be careful.
Will do.
I'm sorry.
Wow! Aren't you a bit too fierce? I still want to have babies.
I'm sorry. I thought it was...
Men in black? Come. Time to go.
Please, please, please, Master.
Big Brother is in danger. Can we go and rescue him?
Unfortunately I must say something Miss Mo won't like to hear.
Bandit Hong has done a lot of atrocious doings.
Sooner or later he would get caught.
If Xiao Dong is murdered,
then you won't be able to take him back to the Ming dynasty.
What did you say? He is ours.
Big Brother, you're right!
Xiao Dian, let's go first.
Yes.
Hey, those two terracotta warriors,
they can just leave like this? Do they know where Big Brother is?
Oh no! I did not explain where he is.
I know! Look at how they fly here and there. Do they really know where to go? How can they rescue him?
Never mind! Mo Han, I'm going to get the equipment and help Big Bro myself.
I will report to the police.
What are you doing?
What to do? I'm really scared.
Don't worry. I won't let anything happen to you.
How does he know what I'm thinking?
Hey, get in the car. Quickly!
Get in and chase them!
The police aren't here yet?
Hey, we don't know how he is, right now. Where are you going?
I need to chase Xiao Dong Ge.
He's afraid that you will be in danger.
Hey! The police are here.
Mo Han.
It's you, Ke Shang Ge.
Yeah, why you are so disappointed seeing me?
Of course! Seeing a dummy like you here, no wonder she is disappointed.
Hey! You rogue! You're like the pot calling the kettle black.
- So?- Hey!
Mo Han! The backup will be here soon.
Take a look at this. This is the newest gun I just got.
It's the newest model. It won't get cut in halves so easily.
Yeah, that sounds impressive.
Are you okay?
Let's go!
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This is strange.
According to the Dragon Jade pendant's guidance, that Bandit Hong must be around here.
But why can't we see him?
We got rid of them!
Be careful!
Quick, get out!
Who is calling at a time like this?
Super Hero?
Hey! Brother, look. With such strong martial art power,
- how could he claim not to be Bandit Hong?- Wait!
Let's observe a little longer, so we can decide what to do next.
Xian Er.
You!
- Xian Er! Are you okay?- You...
Wait a second.
- Station Manager?- Xian Er she is— Ow! It hurts!
- Ow, ow! Oh, my god! It hurts!- I'll call you back later!
- Ow, Ow!- How could you…
- Wh-what?- Are you a super hero?
What super hero? You watch too many movies. Ow...
Hong Xiao Dong?
Who else?
But… How did you push this car?
You see, your hand... You see?
Quickly, turn into a super hero now! What are you doing?
Shh! What are you saying?
What are you saying? Calm down!
Why is he calling again?
Xian Er.
Did he change after hearing this ring tone?
Xian Er. Are you okay?
It's good you are okay.
Ow, ow, ow...
It hurts!
You're so bad!
Why are you playing on the dirty floor?
Brother!
Let's go!
Cover your ears and open your mouth!
What? What did you say?
Cover your ears and open your mouth!
Did you hear something?
Huh? Sound?
This is?
What happened to them?
That was my Big Brother's ultimate skill.
Ultimate skill?
Yes. It is called "forget-it-all lion's roar."
That's correct.
Once he uses the ultimate skill, the souls and innards of the enemies will be "shaken" out of their bodies.
For 49 days, they will be having out-of-body experiences.
This technique is extremely powerful. I wasn't going to use it at first.
But Hong Xi Dong can only be captured by us.
Therefore I did it and got rid of the enemies, all at the same time.
Many thanks to both brethren for extending your helping hands. Your skills are most impressive. Thank you!
Stop, stop, stop the flattery.
We saw what you just did. You are indeed Bandit Hong!
Absolutely.
We saved you this time is all on account of Miss Mo.
Xiao Tian, let's go.
Yes.
They flew away.
Wow!
Big Brother, why aren't we going?
Oh, no!
What's happening?
Lost our way?
I don't care. I don't want to wait any longer.
Police!
You big scoundrel! Where is Xiao Dong Ge? What happened to him?
Miss, what are you saying? I don't understand.
You—
Mo Han, leave it to me.
I'm telling you, you better be truthful.
I heard your bodyguards here are armed.
Mr. Policeman, this is a big misunderstanding.
We are just your average citizens.
Officer Wu, you're here.
Uncle Wu.
What's the situation here?
You police
- are just as they say...- Xiao Dong Ge!
Why did you push me?
- Xiao Dong Ge! - It's those two troublemakers.
Officer Wu, quick, lock him up! He nearly got us killed.
Miss Zhang, what a coincidence.
Did something big happen today that led you, Miss Hero, to be out here to chase, chase, chase?
It's him! He instructed a group of black-clothed men to kill me and Hong Xiao Dong.
So, are those black-clothed men here?
Are the guns here?
Then please clarify what was your intention to come here looking for Director Yang?
I… I wanted to investigate the relationship between Director Yang and his mistress.
Then where is this mistress?
The mistress?
The mistress was here just now.
Officer Wu, she speaks without any proof,
but because she is young and ignorant, I won't mind.
But her trespassing into my private club, I will not forgive!
You old sly fox! You were trying to kill us!
What nonsense are you spouting?
You heard it, too. She just slandered me.
Officer Wu, you must uphold justice.
Is there anything else you could add that would help explain for her?
Nothing.
Hong Xiao Dong, why don't you explain?
Miss Zhang, I am sorry.
Hong Xiao Dong! Stop! Hong Xiao Dong! Why don't you speak up?
Let me go!
Xiao Dong, I'm sorry. Let's go.
What are you doing? Why are you cuffing Big Brother?
What are you doing?
I really feel that Director Yang is not as simple as we think.
Yes.
Too bad we don't have any proof.
I'm almost certain he has a private army. Too suspicious.
You think so, too?
Yeah.
Your that... Is it still painful?
This? It's nothing. I've had worse.
I did not have the chance to tell you this all day.
Thank you.
What's there to thank?
Just that today, I needed you to save me, yet I kept bringing you troubles.
I am sorry.
It's nothing.
In fact, you were pretty courageous today.
In front of so many gun-toting policemen, you dared to point your finger at Director Yang's nose
and gave him a big scolding—right in front of Officer Wu, too.
Aiyo, you two! You were always arguing, before.
Yet you two look like you're on the same team now. How sweet!
Who wants to be sweet with him?
Right, who wants to be sweet with her? I tell you, once you get close to her, you'll run into bad luck. Just look!
You look for it (bad luck) yourself!
- Me? - You dare blame others!
Rascal!
Officer Wu! You now know you've caught the wrong person, right?
Sit down.
Do you know how many favors I had to ask for, before they agreed to not press charges?
So, you both do not need to eat prison food.
Xiao Dong, you must have known
that a former policeman like you will suffer greatly if you are locked up.
I know, Officer Wu, but that Director Yang is most suspicious. Do you want—
Let's talk about this later. I'll send someone to investigate.
Xiao Dong Ge! Are you ok?
I'm okay. I'm okay. Just that you're pressing against my wounds right now.
I am sorry!
It's okay.
I have to return to the TV Station now. Until then...
Thank you for today.
Bye, bye!
Mo Han, you came.
Mo Han?
Come, let's go home.
Mo Han. Mo Han!
Mo—
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Xiao Dong Ge, you are alright?
It's nothing. Just some scrapes. Nothing is broken.
Masters, where did you go? I was worried you could not find your way back.
Th-th-this...
We two brothers were out in the Hai Bin City and not familiar with the surroundings.
But luckily, we have this Dragon Jade pendant.
We figured that Bandit Hong would return home and so followed the Dragon Jade pendant's direction, all the way here.
It is great that you could find the way back here.
What is this miraculous jade pendant? Let me have a look!
Scum! Mind your manners!
It is an imperial top secret.
Just let me have a look.
Zuo You Shou—
Did you just press his acupressure points (for movement)?
This person was too handsy.
Don't worry. After four hours, the effect will dissipate.
Four hours?
Big Brother, it's fine if you don't want to lend me the pendant. Why did you have to press my acupoints?
It's okay. After four hours, you'll be back to normal. Then, is there anything you want to eat? I will get it for you.
Soy milk.
- Okay. Let's go. Let's have our dinner.- Ok.
- Stay strong. - You Shou Ge, fighting!
I have not finished ordering yet. I also want steamed bun with fried egg, but only half-cooked egg.
- Hang in there.- Help!
Help!
Huh?
Help! Lots of mosquitoes!
Very itchy!
The Crossing Hero~ Episode 6 ~
Alright, stop crying.
It's just a small injury.
You know that I am always scared of girls crying.
Seeing you hurt, I feel sad.
This small injury is nothing.
Don't cry. Be good.
This-this would do.
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While that guy is showering, I have to be quick, and install the monitoring device.
Please, take a longer shower.
At least till I get this installed.
Xiao Tian.
I still think, acting this way...
Big Brother, we've searched this entire place.
Now we can only ambush and force the truth out of him.
While his guard is down, we should kidnap him and take the Luminous Night Pearl back.
- But I still feel— - It'll be okay. Shh.
Listen to me.
What are you two doing?
Training to be like a house lizard?
Lizard skills. Haha.
Too many years of not practicing, we're not as good as we used to be.
Oh, just as well, I was looking for you guys.
I say, Xiao Tian, this Bandit Hong is preempting our strike.
Big brother, please watch out for his tricks.
- Indeed.- Are you two speaking alien talk?
- It's nothing. We just miss home again.- Miss home again.
Okay, okay, let's go downstairs to chat. It will make you feel like home.
Let's see what this guy is trying to do!
What's this?
This is called beer.
What, never had it?
Of course we've had alcohol. We've never heard of beer, though.
Oh. This is good. Why don't you try it?
Hang on.
That's right.
This feeling...
Like there's a thousand year old bubble shooting straight through my brain.
It's delicious. Try it.
Hong Xi Dong, what did you call us here to discuss?
My name is Hong Xiao Dong.
Never mind. Today you guys saved me.
Hong Xiao Dong doesn't like being in debt.
This will show some of my sincerity.
Brother Xiao Dong, I'm sorry for my rudeness.
Since we two never had any bad blood with you,
but when we were in an unfamiliar place, you took the two of us in,
the way I see it, we are even.
Don't say that. Hong Xiao Dong is a person with morals,
and today when we fought together, it was quite fun.
I don't want to owe you guys any favors.
This thing is for you.
It is something I treasured for years. My most prized possession.
Prized possession?
Can it be a secret kungfu manual?
I guess it can be. Some of them are out of print.
You can't buy this elsewhere.
I will give it to you as a gift. Though I am a bit heartbroken.
You... You are really willing to give this secret kungfu manual to us as a present?
Of course. Just take it.
Study it carefully. After you read it, I am sure you will have a great dream.
Good night.
Don't stay up too late to read it.
Big brother, I didn't expect this Bandit Hong to be so righteous.
There is truth in this. Although this Bandit Hong is full of tricks, he does have a sense of loyalty.
Demons!
How dare that Bandit Hong!
He dared to use the beauty trap on us!
That's right. I began martial art training since I was young,
and preserved my celibacy. (Celibacy was believed to aid a martial artist in ancient times.)
If I let this sly Bandit Hong succeed in ending my celibacy,
how can I face my master?
That's right. What you said is true!
Master in heaven,
keep us away from temptations!
Since this is a secret kungfu scroll,
this isn't something anyone can easily learn.
Apparently, people here use female bodies to test one's self-control.
Female bodies?
Then this must be very interesting.
Then, Big Brother, should we study it?
This...
- Big Brother. - What?
I feel the elevated heat in my body recently. I need to get rid of the bad blood.
Big Brother, it seems like I'm feeling the heat, too.
Why not examine this secret kungfu manual together.
Let's study it.
That's impressive...
This is so...
I had someone print out all the feedback we received from the internet here.
Someone reported that our Miss Chase-Chase-Chase wasn't chasing news but was involved in a car chase on the streets.
Director Zhang, yesterday's situation was really dangerous.
There was also another report that
our Miss Chase-Chase-Chase was involved in a fight with someone on the streets. Thankfully there were no photos.
Zhang Xian Ting. I meant to chase the news not be on the news.
I'm not lying to you. It was true I was caught in a gun shooting.
I almost died!
Then why are you still here?
It's just... There's a guy who suddenly came out and beat up ten guys.
No, it is twenty. He rescued me.
He's that strong? Where is he from? Where is he now?
Is he willing to be interviewed?
You want to report this as news?
Go chase after the most sensational news!
If not you'll have to wear this and do the weather forecast.
What?
It's good even if you fail. If you fail, in our weather forecast segment
we can see Zhang Xian Ting wearing a bikini.
The citizens of Seaside City would be really happy. And every day would be a sunny day.
Or how about wearing this bikini and taking a few photos
to make this the preview for tonight's news?
No, I don't want to!
Within a week, I will definitely report the most sensational news in Seaside City!
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello?
You don't wish to continue with the case you entrusted to us previously? Why? Hello?
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello? Hi, Mrs. Wang.
You don't wish to investigate your husband any more?
Did something happen?
Lady Mo, what's wrong?
I received two consecutive calls from our clients wanting us to stop our investigations.
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello? Hi, Miss Fang. Did something happen?
Miss Fang, if there's something wrong, we can sit down and have a talk. Why do you wish to stop the investigations on your boyfriend?
Oh.
Hello, I'm here!
Mo Han, you're not feeling well?
Is anything wrong?
Our investigative agency seems to have been shut down by Director Yang.
Shut down? Why?
Miss Fang just told me,
Director Yang has used all his connections to get in contact with our clients
and gave them money to give up on their cases. If not, they'll lose their jobs.
It's that old sly fox again.
What should we do now? If we're shut down, what's going to happen to us?
Where's Xiao Dong? Isn't he around?
He left to talk about a case. But now, I'm afraid...
It must be because we investigated Director Yang the previous time and offended him.
Lady Mo, since you guys are having a hard time,
my brother and I don't wish to cause you any more trouble.
Master!
Eh, Lady Mo...
Then you don't have to worry about us. My big brother and I will just stay at another place.
No, you guys can't go!
She's right.
You two ancient people don't even know anything, and have no money. Where would you go?
Lady Mo, since the business here isn't going too well,
we two brothers staying here will burden your family.
Both of you are living fine here. If you leave, where would you go?
You will definitely not be used to it and what if the men in black chase you guys down again?
This is completely Director Yang's fault and has nothing to do with the two of you staying here.
Xiao Dong Ge would definitely say that, too.
How about this, you guys just live here.
What Mo Han says is right. Director Yang is the problem Xiao Dong has to solve.
Hey, Big Brother, how about we just stay here?
Counting on the fact that we don't have the currency of Hai Bin City.
If we leave, what are we going to eat and where will we stay? Right? And what would we drink?
Why not let's stay here and we may be of help to Lady Mo?
That's right. And Master, didn't you promise that you'll teach me martial arts?
That's right. You promised her.
Alright, in that case,
we two brothers will stay. In the future, if there's anything the investigative agency needs, we'll definitely help.
Hi!
Xian Ting Jie!
Why are you here?
From today forward, I'll be staying in Hong Xiao Dong Investigative Agency.
You're going to stay here?
Where's Hong Xiao Dong?
He— He's out to negotiate a case.
Then that's good. I'll settle down first and then it'll be too late when he comes back.
Hang on! I should go give Xiao Dong Ge a call and let him know.
Hang on!
It's not too late, even if we wait to tell him about it when he returns.
Lady Xian, is there anything wrong at home?
Wrong? There's nothing wrong at home.
Then that's weird. There's an olden saying that there should be a clear boundary between a man and a woman.
Unless the women in Hai Bin City can live in a man's house as they please?
Umm... That's because—
That's right, Lady,
in our Ming dynasty, unless this man marries this woman,
or this woman is his concubine, will she be able to live in his house.
- No, no! We don't have such a relationship. - Xian Ting Jie, Xiao Dong Ge wants to talk to you!
Why did you call?
- Hello? - I say, Chase-Chase-Chase, you wish to move into the investigative agency?
That's right, can't I? Didn't you promise me that previously?
It's not that you can't. It's just not the right moment now.
What? It can either be done or it can't. What's difference between moving in early or late?
Yes, of course, there's a difference.
Regardless, I'm coming here every day until you guys agree.
Ha!
Hong Xiao Dong Investigative Agency
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- Zuo You Shou. - Yes.
Help me set up an anti-pinhole camera barrier.
Eh, Xiao Dong Ge, didn't we use pinhole cameras all the time in our investigations?
Why are we going anti-pinhole now?
- Just do as I say.- But we'll have to wait a couple of days for the parts. Are you okay with that?
That's okay.
- He can wait anyway.- Huh? Oh, then I'll get on it now.
Zhang Xian Ting.
You want to be a spy on our investigative agency? I'll see how much you'll be able to endure.
This Bandit Hong must be planning something behind our backs.
I've been well-fed and well-nourished recently.
My skills have gone up another level.
Big Brother!
Big Brother, why are you up so early?
It's difficult to fall asleep.
What? Why is that?
Before we set out to capture Bandit Hong,
didn't we eat the lingzhi we received from the emperor?
I feel that sleep is especially sweet after that.
I feel energized and even feel like my skills have gone up another level.
Big Brother, do you feel anything wrong about it?
Bandit Hong is still out at large. How I can I sleep peacefully?
Eh, Big Brother!
This... I had thought.
Bandit Hong has taken care of our food and our accommodations,
and even given us a secret martial arts scroll.
I think he's a pretty good person.
I've already analyzed it.
This secret martial arts scroll confuses the human heart.
Every time I look at it, I am unable to control myself and continue training.
Hey!
Big Brother. Big Brother.
You-you— Why did— I-I-I haven't looked at it yet!
Xiao Tian, do you know what your greatest weakness is?
You get close to others too easily and come under their manipulation as easily.
This plot that Bandit Hong has come up with to buy you over, how can you fall for it and drop your guard around him?
What?
What you say is true. Why am I so dumb?
Aiyah, why am I so dumb?
Big Brother, then with your wisdom, how should we capture Bandit Hong ?
I have an ingenious plan, why not tonight,
when Bandit Hong is asleep, the two of us plan a night attack?
This definitely cannot be done. I, as an imperial guard of the Ming dynasty,
should definitely not resort to this sort of sneak attack again.
Then, in your opinion, what should we do?
From my observations these couple of days, Bandit Hong's martial arts skills come and go.
There must be some signs for that.
We should find a day to test his skills and find his weakness.
Hey, that's a great idea.
Big Brother, then what about what we promised Lady Mo?
Pinky promise?
A promise is a promise, but no one set any rules about it
when Lady Mo is around, but when she isn't...
Big Brother, you are so sly!
What did you say?
No. Clever. Big Brother you are so clever.
Xiao Tian,
I see you are so energetic today.
After you had the lingzhi pill, what other symptoms did you have?
Big Brother, this lingzhi pill is extremely beneficial to health.
I feel that I can eat and drink in peace and am strong as a cow.
Look at this. Big Brother, you need not worry.
That's good to hear.
Shen Long, did you find any information that the public does not know about Director Yang?
Director Yang's personal profile, uploading now
From: Shen LongDirector Yang's photos
That Director Yang was from the artillery in the military.
So Director Yang has an artillery background.
Big Brother, when should we take action?
That, don't mention it. We'll wait until after Miss Mo leaves to commence action then.
I have an idea.
You have an idea?
Lady Mo.
Excuse me. I am not feeling well today and wondering if there is any place I could obtain some medicine.
Medicine? We have, we have. Please wait a moment.
Big Brother, do you intend to act right now? I don't think you should. Miss Mo will be back very soon.
No. I want to personally send him a duel invitation.
Master Hong, I want to invite you to a showdown this afternoon. What do you say?
How dare you ignore me.
How dare you, Bandit Hong!
You dare to mock my Big Brother? Take this!
Big Teacher, here is your medicine.
Thank you!
Xiao Dong Ge, your coffee.
He is also so rude to Miss Mo!
Xiao Dong Ge is using earphones to listen to music. He didn't hear me.
Music?
Where is the music?
- What's up? - Your coffee.
Thank you!
Miss Mo,
what is that thing?
This? Earphones. They are for listening to music. Want to try them?
The latest song. Most high (addictive).
Big Brother!
Why are you conveying those evil chants?
What evil chants? This is rock music. It can even save the world. ROCK-N-ROLL!
Rock music? Can save the human race?
- Do you want to listen to it? - Let me give it a try.
Be careful!
Just a listen should be okay.
Are you ready? Here.
Ah!
You-you— Can actually listen to such noise? Big Brother,
this person is not ordinary!
Mo Han, he touched my chest.
- Are you ok? - It's painful.
It's okay, it's okay.
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- Hello? - I say, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, you're thinking of moving to the detective agency?
Xian Ting, be prepared for broadcast countdown. Five, four, three, two...
What did he really mean?
Why did he agree for me to move in, but I have to wait for a few more days?
Xian Ting, you're on!
Greetings to the audience. I am reporter Zhang Xian Ting. Let's go chase, chase, chase!
The Seaside City Museum will be hosting the international jewelry exhibition next week.
This exhibition will be showcasing ancient and new precious gems from all over the world.
From India's Star of India to an ancient Roman crown, they will be the highlights of the Museum.
Jewelry exhibition?
The watermelons here...
Big Teacher, aren't you looking for the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl? Want to check it out at this exhibition?
Precious gems? Would the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl have fallen into their hands?
But the biggest suspect is still this Bandit Hong.
I must first question him thoroughly.
- Ah, this Chase-Chase-Chase is really suited to dress up as this clamshell genie.- I am reporter Zhang Xian Ting. Let us go chase, chase, chase!
Xiao Dong Ge, why did you agree to let Xian Ting Jie move in here? Don't you both quarrel every time you meet?
This...
Xiao Dong Ge, you seem very happy that Xian Ting Jie is moving in.
That's right!
Chase-Chase-Chase, you want to move here to dig up dirt on me? That means declaring war with me. You'll lose for sure.
Mo Han, where are you going?
Director Yang frightened away all our agency's clients.
I am thinking of handing out some flyers and hopefully, will get some new clients.
Mo Han, listen to Xiao Dong Ge. This detective agency is founded by me.
No matter what happens, I will ensure it stays open.
So you, please be good. Don't worry.
Big Brother, just now Miss Han was always with Bandit Hong. We could not find the opportunity to act.
That's okay. We can make a move once Lady Mo Han has left.
I am more worried about something else.
- What is it? - Earlier, I asked Miss Mo Han about the gem exhibition.
Miss Mo Han said that the exhibition will have protection from all over the world, and it is open for the common folks to see.
I still don't trust Bandit Hong.
If he really hands over the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl to them, what should we do? How can we both sit still?
That's right.
Big Brother, then in your opinion, what should we do?
It'll be the best at night.
Xiao Dong Ge, I will knock off soon. Do you need me to prepare dinner for you and both teachers before I leave?
No need. Officer Wu is treating us to dinner tonight. Come join us.
- Officer Wu? - Xiao Tian.
Looks like we have to postpone our plans for today.
Teachers, I'll be going out with Xiao Dong Ge. Is there something you would like to eat? I can prepare it for you.
Miss Mo Han, I still can't forget eating that thing on my first day here.
Using hot water to cook and it became...
Second Teacher, you mean instant noodles?
Right, instant noodles! That is it.
Yes, those noodles were very delicious. Xiao Tian and I still can't forget the taste.
Do you remember you taught us how to use the stove to start a fire?
We can prepare our own dinner.
Okay. Then I'll just start boiling the water for you. Once water is boiled, you can pour it into the instant noodles.
Xiao Dnog Ge, should we take the motorbike? I have never ridden on your bike before.
Riding the motorbike is very dangerous. Put back the helmets. We'll take the car.
Be good. I'll wait for you outside.
Why?
Stop fooling around.
Big Brother, it's starting now.
The Earth we live on is one of the eight planets.
We are the third planet closest to the Sun.
The most unique feature about the Earth is that, among the solar system,
it is the only planet that has water in its liquid form on the surface.
Approximately 70% of the Earth is covered by oceans,
therefore it is able to nurture life forms.
Xiao Tian.
Once I consulted the imperial astronomy officer about stars.
Yet I never witnessed it with my own eyes.
How… How do these barbarians achieve this?
Big Brother, please excuse my ignorance.
All I know is the Emperor is the sky.
That... You are right, too.
It's just that… I didn't expect the barbarians' astronomy to be so advanced.
A hundred years from now, they will definitely become a strong rival against our Ming dynasty.
Brother.
Why… am I feeling dizzy?
You don't need to tell me.
I feel unwell, too. Something is amiss.
Oh, no.
Can it be possible that we've fallen into that Bandit Hong's evil scheme?
No, I don't think so.
I think I'll feel better taking a walk.
Xiao Tian.
Xiao Tian!
Xiao Tian...
- That restaurant was pretty good.- I think so too.
How nice of Officer Wu.
Wait!
- What's the matter? - I smell gas.
- Master! Younger Master!- Don't rush in!
Stay here. I will go in.
Mo Han! Hurry! Get the oxygen tank!
Okay.
Mo Han, quick!
Quickly!
Coming!
- Xiao Dong Ge. Here.- Hurry!
Wake up.
Bandit Hong… Let go of Xiao Tian.
Xiao Dong Ge is trying to save the younger Master. He'll be alright. Master, breathe this in.
Xiao Tian. How is it? Are you feeling better?
Big Brother, I'm much better.
Don't worry.
Come. Breathe in a bit more of this "divine air from the heavenly mountain."
Mo Han, do you need to go through all these troubles? Why not just send them to the ER?
Why did you ask a Chinese medicine physician to come?
I thought the Masters might be more used to the traditional Chinese herbal medicine.
Besides, the physician just said, even though the masters are feeling weak right now,
their pulse is steady, so no big harm was done.
Masters, this medicine is to give you strength. It will be ready very soon.
Thank you, Lady Mo.
Big Brother. Who would know?
This "divine air from the heavenly mountain" can make my whole body well and comfortable.
That is breathing gas mixed in with pure oxygen.
Even the invisible air
can be condensed into "divine air from the heavenly mountain."
This is fascinating.
However, Brethren Xu, your recovering strength was amazing.
Just now, you almost died, but now you look fine.
Besides, even the Chinese physician said you're unlike any normal person.
At the most, your pulse condition is a bit irregular, that's all.
Let me tell you. Actually, awhile back we took the linzhi—
Hey, Xiao Tian.
Don't talk too much. Breathe it in a little more.
I have more here.
You took some special magical medicine, did you? Be careful! It might have side effects.
How can it have any side effect?
The side effect may be, after feeling extremely high,
you might faint. Worse even, you might never wake up again.
What nonsense.
Luckily Xiao Dong Ge saved both masters in time.
Now Mo Han can continue to spend time with the masters and learn kongfu from them.
Luckily you're both fine now.
I would rather that the whole office got burned down, than see you two die.
Master Hong.
You really care about Xiao Tian and my lives?
Even if your house gets burned down?
A house can be rebuilt after it is burned,
but when a person is gone, they are gone forever.
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Sorry!
I only put my foot on it to tie my shoe laces, then it fell.
Chubby girl, don't you know how heavy you are?
Xiao Tian.
Are you alright?
I'm alright.
I only feel a little tight in my chest.
Big Brother.
About Hong Xiao Dong,
he gave us that
"divine air from the heavenly mountain."
Doesn't that mean we owe him our lives?
Should we continue investigating him?
You're right.
Hong Xiao Dong is a true gentleman.
His conduct is just and candid.
It appears that we have misunderstood him.
Then, according to your opinions,
is it alright if we stop pursuing him?
The World Historical Jewelry Exhibition will soon take place at the Seaside City Cultural Museum.
A lot of rare jewelry from around the world since ancient times will be showcased in this exhibition.
Ranging from the Snake-Eye-Stone from India to the crown jewel from the ancient Greek-Roman era,
they will all be displayed in the exhibition hall behind me...
Xiao Tian.
We must go and check out this jewelry exhibition.
Are these all okay?
So far they can still be moved around.
Really? But it seems to not be working well over here.
Xiao Dong.
I would like to ask you one thing.
- Go ahead.- The thing is,
my brother and I heard of the jewelry exhibition from TV.
We would like to go there, but we don't know how.
You want to go to the jewelry exhibition?
That jewelry exhibition is a very formal event.
With the clothes you're wearing now,
they might not let you in.
Isn't what we are wearing right now the same as people in Hai Bin City wear?
Why is it not appropriate?
I guess you want to go to the jewelry exhibition to look for Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, right?
Brethren,
you've been in Seaside City for a while now. Perhaps it's time to follow the custom here.
In order to attend the exhibition, as Mo Han said, you'll have to wear a suit.
Otherwise you won't get in, and it will be hard for you to investigate.
- A suit?- A suit?
What is a suit?
Ok, just let me be a good host and have Mo Han take you to buy a suit.
- Good idea!- If that's the case, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.- Xiao Dong Ge.
I also want to buy new suits for the masters.
But... Our agency is running out of money.
Then what should we do? Should we sell this car?
No, you can't! That was my birthday present for you.
I was only kidding. Director Yang's wife already wired us her first payment.
- So we actually are loaded right now!- Really?
So, lately we've been dealing with a lot of troubles,
why don't I take everyone out today to have fun and also buy a suit for each of you?
- Thank you.- That's great!
Yeah! Big Bro is taking us out!
Oh, Zuo You Shou. Usually I don't see you around, but as soon as we're going to have fun, you show up.
Come on, Bro. I was working overtime for you so I can give you this soon.
What you wanted me to make is ready here.
Okay, since we're all here.
Then Xiao Dong Detective Office staff field trip will start now!
- Let's go!- Let's go!
Masters, let's go.
One more step, then I'll be ready to encounter Chase-Chase-Chase!
Wow, Big Brother! Look!
This place is even more luxurious than our palace.
I am sure the Master of Hai Bin City
must live in here.
Big Bro, these two really are country bumpkins.
This palace is built in a very strange style,
but I can't help but admire it.
I had no idea these barbarians' construction skills were so sophisticated.
- Indeed.- This is not a palace.
This is a shopping mall.
Shopping mall?
It's like your market.
- Market?- That's right.
Lady Mo, how many people are coming to the market today?
A super big market.